THE ADVENTURE BEGINS.

I'M IN EUROPE MOTHERFUCKERS.

AND I'M GOING TO FIND YOU.

-TWITCH

NONONONONONO

I'VE WAITED DAYS.

WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY PHIL!

-TWITCH

Well fuck me sideways.

Music

Apparently Veigar appointed me the oh so important task of finding out where the hell Xander is...

HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THAT?!

I can't use the path! I'm not a strategic mastermind! I'm not charismatic at all! And I don't think the rest care enough to help!

The only things I have I have going for me is the amazing ability to beg, grovel, and that people like me decently!

I'm royally fucked and I doubt pHIL is going to tell me shit. He's the only one I've never even had a conversation with. Damnit.

Ciao.

A little inconvenience

Twitch decided to break my nose and burn a few legal documents involving my pay.

It was worthless considering I keep many copies of my documents.

But he's detained now and won't be a problem. I have no Idea how he got a computer and knew the password to this account though.

I have a feeling the rest of them won't be as passive much longer since I have two of them now. Although if they attack I have plenty of protection.

Cameron out. 

ohgodohgodohgod

they're here ohgodwhy
helpmehelpmehelpme
nononononononono
howid tey find us i thought e were hiden wel en



Well lookey here. Seems like the little shithead blogs.

Isn't that cute.

I'm in charge around here from now on. So get used to it.

You can call me Cameron.

So. Damn. Bored.

Literally, there has been nothing going on in forever.

And everyone here is just sitting on their asses waiting for whatever.

It doesn't help that a DAMN ROBOT AND TWITCH BREATH DOWN MY NECK ALL DAY! I swear to god if they follow me into the bathroom once I will kill Twitch and all five robots even though only one is following me.

The only entertainment I have is seeing Eta fail sometimes. And that usually has to be caused by me.

But anyway, Veigar took control for like...a day or two.

In this time he updated everything in the HQ, gave Twitch a therapy session, fucked with a few runner hideouts,

Yet again, hate him, but you gotta admire his work ethic and efficiency.

And good luck on the path Incognito.

Clothes are for cubes...wait.

Okay. The reason I haven't posted in a while was...well....

I got captured...

AGAIN!

But this time it wasn't my fault.

The snow had finally cleared so Lu and Xerath had gone on a groceries run. They had left me here with Twitch, Xander, Epsilon, Blight (robot), and Eta; who I all stared at awkwardly (except Eta, I glared at him).

Before I went into my room though I punched Eta in the face (with the robot hand obviously), which made him scream, "FUCKER!" while rolling on the ground.

And so I slept.

And so I woke up tied to a chair.

In a warehouse.

Naked.

God damn it.

Remember the people who got me last time? Yup. Same people.

For three days they kept asking me a whole bunch of questions about a "RDC" or "The Primordus". And I have no fucking clue as to which either of those things are.

Eventually they just decided to kill me. But as the pointed a gun at my head I felt myself lose all control of my body. And a voice in my head.

"I'm only doing this because we share this damn body."

Veigar had somehow figured out how to control my body but not have mental control. Which can only mean he's closer to killing my consciousness off.

But aside from that, he literally broke the chair and ropes. Then beat the ever living shit out 12 guys with chair pieces.

I may hate him, but Veigar is a badass. After this he gave me back muscle control and told me to hurry the fuck up and get to base.

So I walked back (still naked mind you), proceeded to punch Eta again (who's laughing now huh?), and got into some clothes.

And so I slept with no interruptions.