Sunday, September 29, 2013

Jack and Jill went up the hill

And there did find a slaughter

Jack fell down, took one in the crown

And Jill kissed the man that bought her




Lu

7 comments:

  1. Lu, you may want to reconsider that last line. Syllables are awee bit off, maybe if you dropped rhe 'and'?

    Alsi, who thefuck are tou and what the fuck dis you do?

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    1. Up and down the London road,
      In and out of the Eagle,
      That's the way the money goes,
      Pop! Goes the weasel.

      I've no time to plead and pine,
      I've no time to wheedle,
      Kiss me quick and then I'm gone
      Pop! Goes the weasel.

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    2. Did you ever see a lassie?
      A lassie, a lassie?
      Did ever ever see a lassie
      Go this way and that?
      This way and that way
      And that way and this
      Did you ever see a lassie
      Go this way and that?

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    3. All around the stactus plant
      The stalker chased the bandit
      The stalker thought twas all in fun
      POP----!
      ...goes the bandit!

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    4. If wishes were horses
      Beggars would ride:
      If turnips were bayonets
      I would wear one by my side

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    5. Never gonna give you up,
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry,
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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