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Well lookey here. Seems like the little shithead blogs.

Isn't that cute.

I'm in charge around here from now on. So get used to it.

You can call me Cameron.

So. Damn. Bored.

Literally, there has been nothing going on in forever.

And everyone here is just sitting on their asses waiting for whatever.

It doesn't help that a DAMN ROBOT AND TWITCH BREATH DOWN MY NECK ALL DAY! I swear to god if they follow me into the bathroom once I will kill Twitch and all five robots even though only one is following me.

The only entertainment I have is seeing Eta fail sometimes. And that usually has to be caused by me.

But anyway, Veigar took control for like...a day or two.

In this time he updated everything in the HQ, gave Twitch a therapy session, fucked with a few runner hideouts,

Yet again, hate him, but you gotta admire his work ethic and efficiency.

And good luck on the path Incognito.

Clothes are for cubes...wait.

Okay. The reason I haven't posted in a while was...well....

I got captured...

AGAIN!

But this time it wasn't my fault.

The snow had finally cleared so Lu and Xerath had gone on a groceries run. They had left me here with Twitch, Xander, Epsilon, Blight (robot), and Eta; who I all stared at awkwardly (except Eta, I glared at him).

Before I went into my room though I punched Eta in the face (with the robot hand obviously), which made him scream, "FUCKER!" while rolling on the ground.

And so I slept.

And so I woke up tied to a chair.

In a warehouse.

Naked.

God damn it.

Remember the people who got me last time? Yup. Same people.

For three days they kept asking me a whole bunch of questions about a "RDC" or "The Primordus". And I have no fucking clue as to which either of those things are.

Eventually they just decided to kill me. But as the pointed a gun at my head I felt myself lose all control of my body. And a voice in my head.

"I'm only doing this because we share this damn body."

Veigar had somehow figured out how to control my body but not have mental control. Which can only mean he's closer to killing my consciousness off.

But aside from that, he literally broke the chair and ropes. Then beat the ever living shit out 12 guys with chair pieces.

I may hate him, but Veigar is a badass. After this he gave me back muscle control and told me to hurry the fuck up and get to base.

So I walked back (still naked mind you), proceeded to punch Eta again (who's laughing now huh?), and got into some clothes.

And so I slept with no interruptions.

And so he walks free once more.

I'm back in action!

Hi guys. I'm finally back after a little over a month of being backseat driver. I woke up to a few interesting things.

1. The Group admitted that the only reason they put me in the room was HQ's orders. So they just let me wander around like Lisa did in the beginning.

2. Robot hand. I'm glad I punched Twitch in the face the second I got control.

3. Family dead.....I honestly just bawled in Lu's arms for about three hours (It would feel awkward with the others...not that it wasn't awkward anyway).

4. A robot that keeps following me around and staring at me......I have no words.

And finally 5. There's about three damn feet of snow outside. Apparently where we are currently at it's been snowing for a week straight. So we're basically trapped until the blizzard passes.

So I guess that I'll catch up with the other blogs and then see what the hell I'm going to do for who knows how long until Veig' comes back.

Ciao.

Goodbye

Or at least for now.

It's currently 12:53 AM for me AKA the 20th. I don't know why but blogger post things hours behind when I actually post it so this post will say the 19th but in reality it's the 20th.

I'm going to be gone tomorrow, and a while beyond that. As many of us know the 21st is the winter solstice, a time when Master is immensely more powerful. During this time most proxys can feel Master's influence globally and strongly.

Point is, even if I made my mental walls made of diamond Veigar is guaranteed to come back. And i fear that he will be pissed! As in, "Day of reckoning bitches! Assume the position for the ass kicking you are about to receive!" pissed.

I apologize in advanced for anything he does to you all.

Oh. And since it is irrelevant as of this point,

I'm in Canada. More specifically, I have no clue. Because I figured "Why not screw with good of Veigy' before this fiasco?", I threw myself, literally, into a cave that slopes downward.

And a note to Veigar (I know you read these).

Enjoy the climb bitch! Especially with a broken foot!

What happened?

I'm royally confused right now.
You should be
Some guards from this group that got me came in and started dragging me somewhere. But as they were about to open a door there was a massive shriek and everything sort of twisted. One second the world looked like one of those black and white charcoal drawings, the next I saw a glimpse of the path, and then finally I was back in the alleyway I was kidnapped in.
Only halfway right
Seriously, what the fuck.
Language boy
It only took me so long to update after it happened because I wanted to get my bearings straight before I typed this up.
No, you were just lazy
I guess this is it until something else interesting happens.

But i have a sickening feeling this is the last time you'll here from me for a while. The 21'st is coming up fast and I know that Veigar wouldn't miss it for his own life.
Very true
Bye for now.
Likewise

I dun goofed

As the title may imply,

I goofed.

So I was in the process of going to the next town over when I heard some people behind me.

"You think we can find him at this hour?" People number 1 said.

"We should be able to, we have night vision goggles." People number 2 said.

Peoples number 3 through 10 didn't say anything. They just kept walking with 1 and 2.

I'm glad I'm pretty small so I was able to hide in an alley box easily. They almost walked right past me but a spider crawled onto my face and I gasped (don't judge, it was big!). #10 barely heard it and told 1 through 9 to come here. They lifted the box and I just gave them my best poker face.......I suck at poker......

"Get him boys." Said #1. Then everything went black.

So now I'm in a room......again......

Except, now don't get too excited now!

It was grey instead of white! I mean, WOW, the amount of originality should have killed me!

Plus there is no window and the bed (wooden bench) isn't the same color as the walls....

It's an improvement if you ask me.

They didn't take my stuff strangely enough. But that let me blog this, now didn't it.

I'll be studying every movement of the guards and any weak points in the room for now. Here's to me escaping again.

It's funny how I get a taste of freedom and instantly get caged again...