This is bullshit.

So, this is goddamn bullshit.

I'm currently walking through the streets of Moscow, freezing my ass off, cause ya know, I happened to wake up in a tshirt and shorts.

How or why I'm here? No. Fucking. Clue.

Was awake on the 24th, solstice happened, apparently shit went down, and now it's the 28th and I'm in Moscow for christ sakes.

I swear Veigar does this shit on purpose.

It's cold, hard to breath, and people are giving me weird looks for my clothes being stained in blood.

OH YEAH! Forgot to mention. I woke up covered in blood, azoth, and I shit you not, black fire.

The fire went out quickly (don't know how I'm not sporting an infinite number of burns) but I had to get the blood and azoth off of me if I didn't want to have it freeze on me. So I found a water pipe, broke it, and let myself get drenched in freezing water.

I never said I was smart, or competent enough to have more than nonexistent hindsight.

So if any of you see a short, scrawny, wet brown haired adult in a shirt and shorts walking around Moscow cursing in english...

Congratulations, you've met the dumbass known as me.

These have been some of the worst days of my life.

Really. It's sucked majorly.

For the past few days I've spent them strapped to test table and other science-y stuff while Xerath ran test on my arms and other areas like my head or back.

And, best part of all, Veigar apparently can't take control and is fucking screaming louder than Twitch ever did in my head. He says hi to you all, at least I'm saying it for him. Every time I ask him something he just answers FUCK YOU and starts screaming again.

Veigar and I did have an encounter with Bill though.

After Xerath finished up with me for that day I pulled on a long sleeve shirt and my hoodie then snuck out for a walk. Once I got to the city and started walking on a deserted street, I could here someone skulking behind me. I started running and heard them speed up as well.

But one I ran up a street that lead to a dead end and knew I was trapped, the smug ass voice I hate so much droned behind me.

"Well, if it Isn't little Jeremiah, or do you prefer Jeremy, maybe even JP? I don't care either way."

'What the fuck do you want Bill? I'm not in the mood for you little games. Just let me go back the the bunker and you can pull some schoolyard prank on me another time."

"Oh but JP, I'm done with the harmless pranks. It's time for the real fun to begin."

"Cryptic bullshit? I'm out of here." 

I brushed past Bill and was about to turn the corner when he said some that set me off.

"What if the voice in your head tells you to do evil things? Hurt those you love...bring pain and suffering...to kill...would you do them?"

He was instantly pinned to the wall of a brick building. But not by me per say

"IT WAS YOU! YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER! GIVE ME ONE GOOD AND I MEAN VERY GOOD REASON I SHOULDN'T FIND A WAY TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!"

Veigars voice was almost demonic. And I could see Azoth flowing out of the sleeve of my arms and crawl slowly up Bill to his face.

And then the Azoth burned off of Bill when he turned pure crimson and smashed Veigar against the ground. Veigar was snarling the whole time while against it.

"Because you CAN'T! You're precious little group has had it far too easy and lucky for far too long! I've started to change that with Twitch's death, the bunker collapsing, and so much more that has been set up for you! I'm going the break every. Single. One of them, right in front of your eyes. And then I'll break you and JP. The tale of Veigar, JP, and The Group...will end. Savvy?"

Then, he left in his black sand.

Veigar let out a roar of anger and punched a hole through the brick wall. He fell to the ground coughing and I had control back.

"What the hell..."

So I got back to base and pulled up my sleeve. The tree bark was mangled and broken from where I assume the Azoth flowed out of it, but it quickly reformed.

I stayed in my room for a bit after that.

See you guys whenever.

Veigar Side Note: FUCK YOU BILL.

What. The. Fuck.

No, seriously, what the fuck.

I just woke up in a pool of blood and azoth, practically blind without my glasses, missing my robot hand, and there's tree bark I can't tear off on my arms.

What in the ever living fuck happened?!

Jack and Jill went up the hill

And there did find a slaughter

Jack fell down, took one in the crown

And Jill kissed the man that bought her




Lu

Heloooo!

Hey there kiddies! Your buddy Bill 'Coyote' Cipherius here to give you a special announcement! I'm letting you guys ask me questions! Everyone except poor wittle Veigy, perception filter baby.

Savvy? Okay. You all get 3 questions each, which I'll answer to the best of my ability.

The only part of the post Veigar will see is the one riiiight here.


Scroll to the bottom Veigs!

I'm not afraid to admit it.

I was scared.

I was so fucking scared. Claustrophobia is a bitch.

The bunker started burning and collapsing in ways that shouldn't have been possible for it. Giant chunks of steel and solid stone falling everywhere, trapping me inside. By the end of the destruction I was squished in the tiniest of spaces possible without being killed. Veigar wasn't talking or doing shiet.

So I just sat there the whole time, thinking about everything I regretted.

I never got to say goodbye to my parents, sisters, or friends.

I never got to thank Iota and Theta, for everything.

I never got to visit new places, or enjoy life to it's fullest.

And I never got to produce Everybody Loves Morningstar.

That's not everything but it was all of the non super personal stuff. I could feel every breath get harder from the oxygen being depleted.

And as I could feel all the air finally leave the little crevice in, Epsilon lifted one of the chunks keeping me wedged in there off. When I looked up he and Eta (blegh) were standing there, Epsilon emotionless as usual and Eta having his permanent smug as fuck grin on his face.

E: "Well well well, if it isn't little JP, got trapped again?"

Me: "Eta, you, cactus, go fuck yourself with it."

The rest of the conversation was more insults that ended with me punching him in the face with my robot hand.

After that I noticed Epsilon holding someone in his gargantuan hands. He wore all black formal clothing along with a taller than average top hat (classy). His hair looked almost pure yellow, like a crayon was cut into hair strands, same with his eyes. I didn't catch his name then but I found it was Bill.

Me: "Hey, who's this dude?"

He looked at me.

B: "Hey there JP! Isn't nice to see you alive? Hope you didn't get hurt too bad, we got great plans for you kid. While I'd love to stay and chat with you chumps, I got places to be and shit to do. Farewell!"

He quickly melted into a stream of black sand that flew away in the wind.

So all of the group's back in America, I almost died, and I'm sitting in my room avoiding everyone. Pretty normal day over here.

Guess we've got to rebuild the Wyoming bunker now.

Soooo......anyone know any fear servants that turn into black sand?

9-16 17-9-20 15-4-'5 23-12-12 22-3-6-10-15-10-17 16-19-12-8 11-11-19 8-12-19-23-5-19 14-19-5-3-5 21-16-6-15-5-4 15-4-'5 23-12-12 20-25-15-10-17 18-15-6-19 20-19-23-4-16 22-3-10-13-19-6 21-9-12-12-23-8-5-15-10-17 18-3-21-13 18-3-21-13 18-3-21-13 18-3-21-13!

Let's play a game. You people have to crack this code in four weeks or he dies, it was his last message. I believe it was going to be sent to a miss Rose? Nevertheless, I will release a hint every week around this time except for the last one. The three after this beginning hint will be more complex.

Hint 1: Mix and Combine and it will all be revealed time.

...............

what if the voice in your head tells you to do evil things?

...hurt those you love...



...bring pain and suffering...



...to kill...

...would you do them?

twitch

THE ADVENTURE BEGINS.

I'M IN EUROPE MOTHERFUCKERS.

AND I'M GOING TO FIND YOU.

-TWITCH

NONONONONONO

I'VE WAITED DAYS.

WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY PHIL!

-TWITCH

Well fuck me sideways.

Music

Apparently Veigar appointed me the oh so important task of finding out where the hell Xander is...

HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THAT?!

I can't use the path! I'm not a strategic mastermind! I'm not charismatic at all! And I don't think the rest care enough to help!

The only things I have I have going for me is the amazing ability to beg, grovel, and that people like me decently!

I'm royally fucked and I doubt pHIL is going to tell me shit. He's the only one I've never even had a conversation with. Damnit.

Ciao.

A little inconvenience

Twitch decided to break my nose and burn a few legal documents involving my pay.

It was worthless considering I keep many copies of my documents.

But he's detained now and won't be a problem. I have no Idea how he got a computer and knew the password to this account though.

I have a feeling the rest of them won't be as passive much longer since I have two of them now. Although if they attack I have plenty of protection.

Cameron out. 

ohgodohgodohgod

they're here ohgodwhy
helpmehelpmehelpme
nononononononono
howid tey find us i thought e were hiden wel en



Well lookey here. Seems like the little shithead blogs.

Isn't that cute.

I'm in charge around here from now on. So get used to it.

You can call me Cameron.

So. Damn. Bored.

Literally, there has been nothing going on in forever.

And everyone here is just sitting on their asses waiting for whatever.

It doesn't help that a DAMN ROBOT AND TWITCH BREATH DOWN MY NECK ALL DAY! I swear to god if they follow me into the bathroom once I will kill Twitch and all five robots even though only one is following me.

The only entertainment I have is seeing Eta fail sometimes. And that usually has to be caused by me.

But anyway, Veigar took control for like...a day or two.

In this time he updated everything in the HQ, gave Twitch a therapy session, fucked with a few runner hideouts,

Yet again, hate him, but you gotta admire his work ethic and efficiency.

And good luck on the path Incognito.

Clothes are for cubes...wait.

Okay. The reason I haven't posted in a while was...well....

I got captured...

AGAIN!

But this time it wasn't my fault.

The snow had finally cleared so Lu and Xerath had gone on a groceries run. They had left me here with Twitch, Xander, Epsilon, Blight (robot), and Eta; who I all stared at awkwardly (except Eta, I glared at him).

Before I went into my room though I punched Eta in the face (with the robot hand obviously), which made him scream, "FUCKER!" while rolling on the ground.

And so I slept.

And so I woke up tied to a chair.

In a warehouse.

Naked.

God damn it.

Remember the people who got me last time? Yup. Same people.

For three days they kept asking me a whole bunch of questions about a "RDC" or "The Primordus". And I have no fucking clue as to which either of those things are.

Eventually they just decided to kill me. But as the pointed a gun at my head I felt myself lose all control of my body. And a voice in my head.

"I'm only doing this because we share this damn body."

Veigar had somehow figured out how to control my body but not have mental control. Which can only mean he's closer to killing my consciousness off.

But aside from that, he literally broke the chair and ropes. Then beat the ever living shit out 12 guys with chair pieces.

I may hate him, but Veigar is a badass. After this he gave me back muscle control and told me to hurry the fuck up and get to base.

So I walked back (still naked mind you), proceeded to punch Eta again (who's laughing now huh?), and got into some clothes.

And so I slept with no interruptions.

And so he walks free once more.

I'm back in action!

Hi guys. I'm finally back after a little over a month of being backseat driver. I woke up to a few interesting things.

1. The Group admitted that the only reason they put me in the room was HQ's orders. So they just let me wander around like Lisa did in the beginning.

2. Robot hand. I'm glad I punched Twitch in the face the second I got control.

3. Family dead.....I honestly just bawled in Lu's arms for about three hours (It would feel awkward with the others...not that it wasn't awkward anyway).

4. A robot that keeps following me around and staring at me......I have no words.

And finally 5. There's about three damn feet of snow outside. Apparently where we are currently at it's been snowing for a week straight. So we're basically trapped until the blizzard passes.

So I guess that I'll catch up with the other blogs and then see what the hell I'm going to do for who knows how long until Veig' comes back.

Ciao.